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Employee takes company stapler on a wild vacation

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when you finally get a gf

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today-ifuckedup:

In Geography today we were learning about global warming, standard stuff really. Turns out, as you may or may not know, cows produce 50kg of solid waste a day. So my arch-nemesis who we’ll call Jane whispers to her friend

‘How much shit do you reckon we produce in a day?’

Now, Jane’s whispers are practically shouts so everyone in the class turns around to face her and starts shouting out numbers

‘½ kg’

‘2 kg’

'1kg’

and before I can stop myself I say 'Jane, you produce about 5kg a day but most of it comes from your mouth!’

The class is silent for a second.Then erupts into laughter. This carries on for another minute until Jane does something I really didn’t expect her to do. She picks up a chair and throws it at me…

We have both been suspended.

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jock-goth-safety-dancer:

*Opens up word document* “Time to bully myself.”

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thecornercoffeeshoppe:

I think the reason Ed Sheeran is actually my favorite person ever to exist is because there is literally no drama with him. He’s just like a happy little cupcake with colorful tattoos and writes music and gets really drunk and has fun and I just love Ed

#my favorite ed sheeran story is the one where my friend met him on the bus in boston #she was like ‘uhh whatcha doing?’ #and he shrugged and said ‘going to my show’ #like that’s p much the most ed sheeran thing to have ever happened and i love it

I sat to Ed Sheeran on a plane to New York City one time and he wouldn’t stop telling me about this mermaid documentary he saw on The Discovery Channel.

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